Day 1: WTF

May 13th, 1969

You would be (or maybe not?) surprised what sort of weird sounds come out of a mall when you are listening to BH and letting ambient conversation flow into your ears while Deli Creeps is rummaging through your ears.

Friggin awesome. But, hell if I can understand WTF anyone is saying on either end. It is a good excuse for the cart-marketers who are selling hairspray and fake cigarettes to you.

You just say.. huh? I am listening to Buckethead you damn fool.

No.

Which is a synonam for know.
Which is truncated from knowledge.
Which is the short version for I know everything.
Which is a lie from I know nothing.
Which is a euphamism for I want to know something.
Which means I want everything.
Which means I don’t know what I want.
Which means I want something.
Anything.
Is it the truth?
No.
Which is a synonam for know.